April242014
guccier:

aliveinmusic:

One of these does not belong.

this took me longer than it should have

guccier:

aliveinmusic:

One of these does not belong.

this took me longer than it should have

(Source: aliveinmusic, via rowan-fcb)

1AM

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

(via officialmcdonaldsblog)

1AM

hobbitkaiju:

this is a view of a giraffe I did not think I’d ever see

(Source: lolgifs.net, via spoken-not-written)

1AM

edensjuan:

my mom was cheering for bayern bc she thought they were the first team that let a female player play in their team (referring to gotze)
i need a moment

(via live-laugh-love-fussball)

12AM

2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude

(via hi)

12AM

fcbayern-does-it-69:

bastian-podolski:

we may have lost but remember when

image

HAHAHAHAAAA XDDDDDDDD 

(via fcbayern-girl-4ever)

12AM

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

(via officialmcdonaldsblog)

12AM

beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

(via alexernstblog)

12AM
April232014
perfwinirwin:

i want 20.

perfwinirwin:

i want 20.

(Source: gatta-cicova, via h0melessj4zz)

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